1 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:04,080 I can't believe you're here 2 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:05,640 in front of me. 3 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:06,920 If it wasn't for your mum, I wouldn't even know 4 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:08,320 you were back. 5 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:12,880 Yeah, she's very considerate. 6 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:14,440 Not expecting things to go back 7 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:16,040 to how they were right away. 8 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:18,520 Um, yeah, I think I just need some time alone 9 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:20,840 to sort of work out what makes me happy. 10 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:23,000 - But I know-- - I know what makes you happy. 11 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,360 Me. 12 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:26,040 This is all about your dad. 13 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:27,520 Don't let your lack of trust in men 14 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:29,160 - damage what we have. - Yeah but I-- 15 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:30,640 You can't get rid of me that easily. 16 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:33,280 S-sorry. 17 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:35,760 I'm prepared to put the work in around the clock, 18 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:38,400 day in, day out, by your side. 19 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:40,440 I'm not leaving you. 20 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:43,600 So don't try and push me away. 21 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:45,760 Silly. 22 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:46,760 You're right. 23 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:48,840 I'm being stupid. Sorry. 24 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:50,840 Sorry. 25 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:53,280 I love you. 26 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:54,960 I love you too. 27 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:58,360 Hi, I need to ask for Angela. 28 00:00:58,360 --> 00:00:59,720 You all right? 29 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:03,680 Angela, I'm asking for Angela. 30 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:09,960 - Out. - Why? 31 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:11,560 I have a-- my girlfriend's in there. 32 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:14,040 My girlfriend's inside. 33 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:36,040 Right, well, I'll be heading off. 34 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:37,840 So soon? 35 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:40,800 At least wait until you've seen the girls. 36 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:43,120 Oh, yes. Yes, of course. 37 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:48,680 Where are they? 38 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:51,040 Billie's upstairs, and Josie's getting back 39 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:52,720 together with her boyfriend. 40 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:55,040 Oh, well, that's nice. 41 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:56,640 Does he make her happy? 42 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:58,800 She doesn't know what makes her happy. 43 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:00,480 Luckily, I do. 44 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:02,480 - She's been playing with fire. - How do you mean? 45 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:04,240 Well, the thing about Josie is that 46 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:08,360 she's been experimenting with some ideas lately. 47 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:10,240 Oh, yes. Like what? 48 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:15,200 Oh, you know, things like who she is, what she wants, 49 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:17,000 her feelings. 50 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,800 But that sounds good. 51 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:21,280 No, Dev. 52 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:22,560 No, it's not. 53 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:31,520 Is he gone? 54 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:33,400 Security finally got him out. 55 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,920 He was really crying, actually. He looked awful. 56 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:37,560 Yeah. Little prick. 57 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:38,880 He was so manipulative. 58 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:41,240 My dad's the exact same, toxic. 59 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:44,680 Really? 60 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:46,440 My dad went out for tea bags ten years ago 61 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:48,680 and never came back. 62 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:50,920 Wow. I'm sorry. 63 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:52,520 It's okay. 64 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:55,360 It's made me who I am, unfortunately. 65 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:56,760 I'm Sid. 66 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,720 I struggle in relationships 67 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,440 'cause I've never had a reliable model 68 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:02,280 for romantic love before. 69 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:03,800 I'm Josie. 70 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,280 I'd like to be called Jo, but Mum's trying 71 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:06,760 to put a stop to that because she thinks 72 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:08,920 it's a slippery slope to updating my pronouns. 73 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:10,000 Least you have a mum. 74 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,160 Mine's dead. 75 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:13,520 Watched her die. 76 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:16,920 Slow and painful. 77 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:19,440 She was a bag of bones by the end. 78 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:20,840 Wow. 79 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:23,560 Yeah, the whole thing was very-- 80 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:25,200 Traumatic. 81 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:26,680 It was terrible. 82 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:31,840 Are we gonna kiss? 83 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:33,640 Maybe. 84 00:03:33,640 --> 00:03:34,920 Okay, be right back. 85 00:03:57,760 --> 00:03:59,160 Talk to me. 86 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:00,720 What you want me to say? 87 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:02,720 Tell me you love me. 88 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,560 What, like role-play? Yeah. 89 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:08,080 Um, yeah. 90 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,240 What's our wedding like? 91 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:11,440 Okay, so you're in a dress. 92 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:12,720 Yeah, and is everyone looking at me? 93 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:14,440 Yeah, your whole family. 94 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:16,320 Okay, everyone but Josie. 95 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:18,360 Just your mum then. 96 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:20,400 I love you. 97 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:21,640 I love you too. 98 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,320 We're still doing role-play, yeah? 99 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,240 Where do you think Nicky goes 100 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:38,200 when he runs off into the night? 101 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:39,560 Dunno. 102 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:41,080 Probably somewhere really mysterious. 103 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:43,000 Yeah. 104 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,760 Like big Tesco. 105 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:47,520 I met the love of my life tonight. 106 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,040 Her name is Sid. 107 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:51,360 I finally have a reason to continue to live. 108 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:53,480 What should I do? Probably just leave it, right? 109 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:54,840 Did you break up with Seb? 110 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:55,920 I tried to, but he just kept promising 111 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:56,920 he's never gonna leave me. 112 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:58,520 That's my fucking dream. 113 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:03,280 I'm gonna marry that man. 114 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:05,360 Mrs. Billie Nicky. 115 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:07,280 That's his first name. 116 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:08,720 Oh, yeah. 117 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:10,320 Have you had your period yet? 118 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,400 Fucking hell, you're obsessed with my period. 119 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:13,600 It's like Dad. 120 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:15,040 It'll come back when it's ready. 121 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:17,720 Please. 122 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:22,920 Girls, come downstairs. Dev is waiting. 123 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:24,560 In a second. 124 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:26,320 If you're tinkering with the scales 125 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:28,080 before the weekly weigh in, I'll know. 126 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:31,280 I won't have any eating disorders in this house. 127 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:35,120 - Come on. Come on. - Nothing's coming. 128 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:36,720 - Push harder. - I'm trying. 129 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:38,000 It's my noonie. She's so scared. 130 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,280 Girls! 131 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:40,760 I'm panicking. I'm panicking. 132 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:42,200 I need you to help me. I can't do it on my own. 133 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:43,400 What you want me to do? 134 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:44,920 - I need you to hold it. - What? 135 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:46,040 Hold it for me so I can concentrate on weeing. 136 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:47,280 I can't do both. 137 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:48,840 You can't hold the stick and wee? 138 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:49,880 It's too much to think about. Quickly, Jose. 139 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:51,200 Quickly, it's nearly there. 140 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:58,840 Okay, done. 141 00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:00,120 Did I get it on the stick? 142 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:01,640 I think so, yeah. 143 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:03,880 Oh, shit. We have to do it again. 144 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:04,920 What? Why? 145 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:06,520 Because that's mostly cum. 146 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:26,160 Oh. 147 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:28,840 Wine on a Thursday, how decadent. 148 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:30,200 Only a dribble-- she's a greedy little pig, 149 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:32,080 and she'll never finish it. 150 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:34,840 It's okay, I'm not supposed to drink on my antidepressants. 151 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:36,840 And it's yucky. 152 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:39,400 Right, um, Deb, I was wondering. 153 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:42,080 Um, I've got this dinner tomorrow night. 154 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:44,600 It's my boss Mark and his wife Jen. 155 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:46,360 It's recently just been the three of us, 156 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:50,960 but would you fancy coming along? 157 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:53,080 I would like nothing more in the world. 158 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,560 Oh, good. 159 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:56,160 Everyone's bringing something. 160 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:58,440 Why don't you just bring a nice bottle of champagne? 161 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:04,240 Cheers, everyone. 162 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:12,920 Oh, thank God for that. 163 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:14,680 For a second, I was like, what are we gonna do? 164 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:19,280 I know, right? Just a lovely big plus. 165 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:20,760 The plus means you're pregnant. 166 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:22,760 Uh, no, the plus means no baby. 167 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:25,160 Like, big plus, you're not having a baby. 168 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:27,280 Some people want to have them. 169 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,840 Oh, shit. 170 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:31,120 - That's fucked up. - I know. 171 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:33,000 Um, Billie, that's, uh-- you're supposed-- 172 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:38,480 The sink was right there. 173 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:40,120 Sorry. Baby brain. 174 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:42,280 Okay, so what's the plan? What are we gonna do? 175 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:43,920 I don't know. See what happens? 176 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:45,520 Billie, you can't just keep it a secret 177 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:47,080 and wait for it to pass. This isn't HPV. 178 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:48,640 You're pregnant. Are you gonna keep it? 179 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:51,160 I don't know. It's up to him, isn't it? 180 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:52,920 My body, his choice. 181 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:54,440 I mean, how hard could it be? Mum did it. 182 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:56,000 Yeah, but I thought that's why we agreed 183 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,680 the bloodline should stop with us. 184 00:07:57,680 --> 00:07:59,840 What are you two whispering about in here? 185 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:02,600 We're talking about boys. Nicky said he loved me tonight. 186 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:04,280 Yeah, but if you're having sex, it doesn't count. 187 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:06,560 And Josie's back with Seb. Look at us. 188 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:08,680 Spinsters no more. 189 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:10,400 Sometimes you don't realize that you sat 190 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:12,000 right next to your Prince Charming 191 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,720 because he's on his iPad. 192 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:15,080 Look at me and Dev. 193 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:17,240 That TV's been on pause for ten minutes, 194 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:18,800 not said one word to each other. 195 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:20,320 Pleasant. 196 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:21,720 I think you're supposed to talk to each other. 197 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:23,680 I like that he's quiet. Stoic. 198 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:26,960 What goes on behind his eyes is none of my business. 199 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:28,840 We are completely comfortable with each other. 200 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:30,480 Doesn't that mean you have nothing in common? 201 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:32,080 That's not my problem. 202 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:34,200 Then why do you keep asking us to come in then? 203 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:36,120 That better not be going in the sink. 204 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:38,000 That's £1.67 in that glass. 205 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,800 If you pour it, you finish it. 206 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:43,320 - I'm not supposed to-- - Drink it. 207 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:54,080 Good girl. 208 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,320 Should I go back to the bar and tell Sid 209 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:06,640 I'll kill myself unless she goes out with me? 210 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:08,600 I think we need to be less intense. 211 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:10,360 We're chill, casual girlies. 212 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:12,480 Cool. Yeah. Chill. 213 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:13,680 So when are you gonna tell Nicky 214 00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:14,760 you're casually having his baby? 215 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:16,680 Yeah, see this is the thing. 216 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:19,520 I just think being pregnant feels a bit desperate. 217 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:21,280 - What do you mean? - He's flighty. 218 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:23,680 He's mysterious. That's what he likes about me. 219 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:25,880 I'm also an enigma. 220 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:27,520 I just think being pregnant with his baby 221 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:29,600 feels like I might be a bit too available. 222 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,160 You make a strong point. 223 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:33,520 Yeah, so new tactic. 224 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:35,320 I'm gonna be as unavailable as possible. 225 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:36,600 Get him jealous. 226 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:38,920 Or you can tell him the truth. 227 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:41,520 Uh, hello, psych ward. 228 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:42,960 My sister needs to be readmitted. 229 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:44,520 She's lost the fucking plot. 230 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:47,280 Listen to me. I don't wanna scare him off. 231 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:49,880 - What, like right now? - Uh, no, with a baby. 232 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,200 Are you sure you shouldn't just tell him? 233 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:53,240 No. This is loads better. 234 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:56,240 Trust me. It's mother's intuition. 235 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:57,560 Move. 236 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,560 Hang-up from the Samaritans. 237 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:44,120 You're giving me a fucking hickey. 238 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:45,760 Why? 239 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:47,400 Because I've been texting Nicky all day 240 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:48,960 telling him not to contact me because I'm unavailable, 241 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:50,360 and he's not texted me fucking once. 242 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:52,040 So I've got a new plan. 243 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,400 I'm gonna show up to the club tonight with a hickey 244 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:54,880 like I've been hooking up with someone. 245 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:56,680 - Off you go then. - Can't someone else do it? 246 00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:58,640 Who? We don't know anyone. 247 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:00,560 Stuff like this is why I wish we had female friends. 248 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,680 Nah, no such thing. 249 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:04,760 All right, if I do this, will you come to Sid's bar with me? 250 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:06,440 - I'm afraid to go in. - Yes. Yes, fine. 251 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:08,120 For God's sake, Josie, it's pathetic being 252 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:09,240 this obsessed with someone. 253 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:11,640 Now, hurry up and suck my neck. 254 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:21,360 Yeah, that'll do, thanks. That'll flare up really nice. 255 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:24,160 - Why are you so sweaty? - Um, it's called the glow. 256 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:25,760 You wouldn't understand 'cause you're not a mother, 257 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:27,240 you long, ratty freak. 258 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,920 At what point do you think the maternal instinct kicks in? 259 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:32,200 I don't know. 260 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,680 I'm still hoping it might happen for Mum. 261 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:35,120 Do I look feminine? 262 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:37,640 You look great. Do I look nice? 263 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:41,000 You look like the before picture in a makeover show. 264 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,280 Can you give us a lift? 265 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:43,920 Sure. I'll just get my keys. 266 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:47,760 Shall I ask the butler to turn the linen down 267 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:49,480 later, too, Your Majesty? 268 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:51,280 Rinse the shit off your chamber pot? 269 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:53,240 - No, thank you. - Right. 270 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:54,960 I'm just about ready. 271 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:57,240 Dev and I are going to have a conversation tonight. 272 00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:58,680 Bond. 273 00:11:58,680 --> 00:11:59,920 Oh, Mum, that's the divorce champagne. 274 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,320 You can't take that. 275 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:02,920 I promised to open it when the debt 276 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:04,760 your narcissistic prick of a father left us in 277 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:06,320 was paid off. 278 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:08,120 I don't think I can make that day happen by myself. 279 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:09,880 We need Dev. 280 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:12,720 That man is our Willy Wonka ticket out of fucking hell. 281 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:15,240 Trust me, it will be worth it. 282 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:16,840 Go, Mum. 283 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:19,320 Go to Willy Wonka and get us that massive house. 284 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:27,200 Buona sera. 285 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:33,600 Allow me, Madame. 286 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,520 Oh, lovely. 287 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:40,360 Yes, you can put that with Mark and Jen's. 288 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:46,760 Come on, meet the gang. 289 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,960 What, that one over there? 290 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:54,080 Are you sure? 291 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:55,560 Yeah, I'm so scared. 292 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:58,240 I'm surprised. She's beautiful. 293 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,640 It's almost like she's a different species to you. 294 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:02,040 I'm not homophobic, but the two of you 295 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:03,800 - together feels unnatural. - I know. 296 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,720 She's so beautiful, I feel like apologizing for her 297 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,240 having to look directly at me. 298 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,120 What if we lean in to kiss and I accidentally 299 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:10,440 suck out her soul? 300 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:11,800 Agreed. 301 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:13,840 If I was you, I'd probably give up now. 302 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:15,680 Maybe she'll spot me across the room 303 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:17,760 and realize I'm the fucked-up love of her life. 304 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:19,560 I don't think so. 305 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:20,880 Sometimes me and Mum forget you're even there 306 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:22,200 when you're standing right next to us. 307 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,680 Oh, my God, he's replied. 308 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,640 Nicky is inviting me to the club. 309 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,000 He wants to be with me. 310 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,200 He's wanted to be with me all along. 311 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,960 I knew it. Yes! He does love me. 312 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,520 Right. I've got to go. 313 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:35,840 My man needs me. 314 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:44,000 You've just given me a fucking hickey, you bitch. 315 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,320 Fuck's sake, how do you get a hickey off? 316 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:58,720 Okay, Mark, Jen, this is Deb. 317 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:01,320 Right, well, I'll just go and check on my shakshuka. 318 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:09,000 Honestly, Dev has been truly incredible, 319 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,520 given the circumstances. 320 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:12,840 Yes, the whole thing has been terrible. 321 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:15,000 I thought he'd never move on. 322 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,200 What do you mean? 323 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,040 Well, he just really struggles 324 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,600 to connect with people. 325 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,360 Yes, I used to get worried 326 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,200 'cause he's always on his iPad. 327 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:24,800 And I thought he might be looking at porn, 328 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,400 but I had a look. 329 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:29,120 It's almost always something from Grange Hill. 330 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,440 Uh, yeah, well, sort of. 331 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,880 I just mean since his wife's passing, 332 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:36,800 he's not been the same. 333 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,600 Yes, obviously. 334 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,480 She was gorgeous, a natural beauty. 335 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:42,880 We'll never be able to understand 336 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:44,400 what he's gone through. 337 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,600 I keep telling him to join a support group. 338 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:49,320 Yes, but it's mostly women who've lost their partners. 339 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:52,320 You know, I suspect they use it mainly as a dating service. 340 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:56,760 I can't imagine what losing your partner must be like. 341 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:58,200 Absolutely. 342 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,080 I think it looks fine. 343 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:10,040 Yeah, this is better, actually. 344 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,520 I'm gonna say I've been in an accident. 345 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:12,800 It's whiplash. 346 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,240 Was in a really fit boy's BMW, 347 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:17,680 and emergency-stopped, trying to kiss me, 348 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:19,240 yeah, and I said, "Uh, no thanks. 349 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:21,160 "I'm with Nicky. I'm loyal to my man," 350 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,800 but the seat belt really jabbed into my neck. 351 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,040 All right, I'm off. See ya. 352 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:26,640 Wait, what am I supposed to do? 353 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:29,040 Josie, she likes you because of your trauma. 354 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:31,920 It's your superpower. You've got this. 355 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:33,240 I'm very nervous. 356 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:37,760 You're a complete waste of space. 357 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,360 Mum wishes she'd never had you. 358 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,240 Dad liked me more than you because we bonded 359 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,600 over how much we dislike you. 360 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,000 None of us like you. 361 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,680 If you don't lock that girl down, 362 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,840 you're gonna spend the rest of your life in bed, 363 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,680 holding hands with Seb, staring down the barrel of forever 364 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,200 waiting for death to come so you can have 365 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,800 another go in the next life. 366 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:57,880 You're gonna be an incredible mother. 367 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,720 Sid, Sid, I forgot to tell you the best bit. 368 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,720 I got sectioned. I got sectioned. 369 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,120 - Sorry? - I'm completely unhinged. 370 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,600 I've tried to kill myself twice. 371 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,400 I just gave my pregnant sister a hickey. 372 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:10,800 Josie, I, um, I wanted 373 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,800 to speak to you about this, actually. 374 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,600 I had therapy yesterday. 375 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,120 - We talked about you. - Really? 376 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,640 Yeah, um, she said it's a bit unhealthy 377 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:21,160 for us to bond over our trauma so soon. 378 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,800 I mean, I don't really know you. 379 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,200 But that doesn't sound right. 380 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,360 What else are you supposed to talk about? 381 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,760 Well, what else are you into? 382 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,840 You must have other stuff going on. 383 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,560 What do you mean? 384 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:33,520 You're more than all your trauma, aren't you? 385 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:35,160 You've got to be. 386 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,600 Yeah, obviously. 387 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:40,240 Surely you have other stuff going on-- 388 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:42,640 you know, friends, hobbies, ambitions? 389 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,480 Sorry, this is a little bit overwhelming. 390 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,520 Or we can kiss. 391 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,760 I don't know. I don't kiss strangers. 392 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:57,880 I think you need to work out who you are first. 393 00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:00,000 Who are you? 394 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,600 Who are you really, Josie? 395 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:05,560 I'll be right back. 396 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,960 You know, I must say I'm very impressed with the way 397 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:14,640 you've handled this year, Dev. 398 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:16,760 Oh, Deb and I haven't actually spoken about it. 399 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:18,440 It's all right. 400 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:20,320 I know. 401 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,120 - You know? - Yes. 402 00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:24,480 And I think you're being very brave. 403 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:27,800 Oh, I miss her. 404 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:32,280 What a girl--outdoorsy, wholesome, fantastic cook. 405 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:34,160 Hard to ever replace her. 406 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:37,880 It's the kind of connection it takes years to create. 407 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:41,000 I really do think that support group would be good. 408 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,320 I know it's mostly women, but-- 409 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:43,800 My husband died too. 410 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:48,640 Did he? 411 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,440 I did not know that. 412 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:51,800 I thought you were separated. 413 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,040 Oh, yes, by death. 414 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,840 It was a tragic accident. 415 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:58,640 Well, what happened, if you don't mind talking about it? 416 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:01,920 Well, I do find it a bit hard to talk about, but... 417 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:11,600 He was a wonderful man-- kind, generous. 418 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,480 Then one day he was leaving the house 419 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:16,160 to take Josie to a dance school audition. 420 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:19,280 I couldn't go because I was busy, 421 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:21,360 reading to children with dodgy eyesight. 422 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:24,200 Anyway, he was rushing his dinner because he was running 423 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:27,200 a bit late, ended up choking on a chicken goujon 424 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,400 on his way out. 425 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,280 That is terrible. 426 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,720 Yeah. Awful. 427 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:36,600 It's a very gruesome death. 428 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:39,200 Soiled himself in the accident. 429 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,960 Paramedics say it's the most embarrassing thing 430 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:42,280 they've ever walked in on. 431 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:44,280 I blame myself a bit, 432 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:47,680 but mostly I blame Josie because it was her fault. 433 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:50,120 It still hurts to think about, so please, 434 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:52,160 don't ask any more questions. 435 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,800 What is it? Are you dying? 436 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:12,920 Mum, can you pick me up, please? 437 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,520 I'm having big feelings. 438 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,640 Well, can you squash them down 439 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,400 'cause I'm a bit busy. 440 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,440 Okay, just quickly, do you know who I am? 441 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:22,080 Fuck, yes. 442 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,720 Thank God for that. Who am I? 443 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,040 Hello? 444 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,320 Mum? 445 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:39,040 Hang on. 446 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:46,400 To Spencer. 447 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,320 May he rest in peace. 448 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:05,440 - You Billie? - Yeah. 449 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,720 - Nicky wants you. - Does he needs me? 450 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:10,000 I knew it. 451 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,560 Excuse me, everyone. 452 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,120 My man needs me. 453 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,160 You took your fucking time. 454 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,200 I've been in a whiplash. There was an emergency kiss. 455 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,760 Shut up. 456 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:28,560 Nicky here is saying that this is yours. 457 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,280 - Uh... - Exactly. Yes, like I said. 458 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:33,360 So I was in the club minding my own business, 459 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:36,600 and then my girlfriend pulled out this baggie, 460 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,440 which I had no idea about. 461 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:41,600 She asked me to look after it while she goes to the toilet. 462 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,080 It's fucking-- it's nothing to do with me. 463 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:45,600 Is this yours, miss? 464 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,080 Girlfriend? 465 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:54,520 That's right. 466 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:55,920 I'm his girlfriend. 467 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,520 You can do this. 468 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:07,760 You are a strong, confident woman. 469 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,520 A strong, confident woman 470 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,280 who doesn't know what she wants and is afraid to get it. 471 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,280 Sorry everyone. 472 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:41,480 Just me and my boyfriend coming through. 473 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,640 Right, back to mine? 474 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:48,000 Nah, mate. 475 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,160 You got kicked out, not me. 476 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:51,840 I'll text you later, all right? 477 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:01,440 Nicky called me his girlfriend tonight. 478 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,280 Wow, that's amazing. 479 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,600 I know. 480 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,240 Please don't have his baby. 481 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,480 Yeah, I'm probably not going to. 482 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,480 I don't know what it is, but something is telling me 483 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:12,760 he might be a bit unreliable. 484 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:15,160 He'd be a terrible dad, like Dad. 485 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,400 Dad might still come back. 486 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,200 He only went out for tea bags. 487 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:21,000 Why does everyone keep talking about him like he's dead? 488 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,800 Please don't bring their dead father up to the girls. 489 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,480 His passing has been traumatic, 490 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:28,560 and they still haven't moved past the denial stage. 491 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:29,960 Of course. 492 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:37,640 Girls, I just wanted to say I think you're both so brave, 493 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:38,720 and you've been through a lot. 494 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:40,680 Yeah, I know. Thank you. 495 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,240 Finally, someone's saying it. 496 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,840 I had no idea about your father. 497 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:48,320 All I can do is offer you my condolences. 498 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:49,680 What? 499 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:51,040 Girls, can we have a little, quick, 500 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:53,440 fun family private chitchat? 501 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,160 I've told Dev your father's dead. 502 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,840 It's your fault, Josie. 503 00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:59,040 But he's not dead. He only left for tea bags. 504 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,800 Yeah, but ten years ago. 505 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:03,040 They do move stuff around in that shop a lot, though. 506 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,360 I told Dev that he died on the way 507 00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:05,960 to Josie's audition for dance school. 508 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,440 Okay, great, so I killed him. 509 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:08,680 Sorry, it felt right. 510 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,360 That's the plot of Save the Last Dance. 511 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:13,320 I know, I'm sorry. It was on Sky last night 512 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,040 after you went to bed. 513 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:17,640 Luckily, Dev wasn't watching 'cause he was on his iPad. 514 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,840 He's not dead. He's not. 515 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:22,520 Billie, I'm sorry for saying that your father's dead, 516 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:24,720 but trust me, when you're a mother, you'll understand. 517 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,280 Can I talk to you about something? 518 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,160 Why? Are you pregnant? 519 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,920 - No. - Okay, good. 520 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,000 I dread the day we have that conversation. 521 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,680 I never see any condoms in your bin, 522 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:38,040 and Lord knows we all hear you having sex. 523 00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:40,160 Remember, pregnancy is game over. 524 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,720 Getting pregnant with Josie was the worst mistake 525 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,920 of my life and not just because it was with Josie. 526 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,720 Should I go? 527 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:49,840 Sorry, I didn't realize you were still here. 528 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,600 Apparently, I tried to kick her away like giraffes at the zoo 529 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:53,800 when they can tell there's something wrong 530 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,280 with their baby, but the nurses 531 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:56,680 just handed her back and told me she was fine. 532 00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,280 How wrong they were. 533 00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:00,240 Having Josie meant that I was stuck 534 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,720 with your father for 18 years. 535 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:04,160 Really? 536 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:06,360 Imagine being stuck with the same man, 537 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:10,000 trapped, unable to leave for 18 years. 538 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,920 Locked down. 539 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,280 Wow. 540 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,520 That sounds terrible. 541 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:21,040 Fuck yes. We're going to call him Nicky. 542 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,800 What if it's a girl? 543 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:24,840 Nicky. 544 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:29,200 This isn't as fun for me if you're crying. 545 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,840 Sorry, hormones. 546 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:34,000 I just wasn't expecting you to react like this. 547 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,760 Wait. 548 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,120 This isn't role-play? 549 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,240 Do you know who I am? 550 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:48,520 You're Josie. 551 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,200 You're my girlfriend, 552 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,120 and that's enough. 553 00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:55,120 Yeah. Okay. 554 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,160 That is enough. 555 00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:59,960 I'm sorry, I've been silly. 556 00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:01,520 That's okay. 557 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,480 I've got you now. 558 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:06,480 You never have to have big feelings ever again. 559 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,960 Thank you. 560 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:13,040 I used to think love was about electricity and passion, 561 00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:15,280 but that's not real. 562 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:18,160 Love is feeling safe. 563 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,760 With you, my heart is quiet. 564 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:23,560 Like, numb. 565 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,720 It feels really nice. 566 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:27,400 You make me feel numb. 567 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,360 Seb, please, my dad just died.